Grandpa: Chicago and the Blues are playing?
Grandpa: Is that little guy from the olympics I like playing yet?
Me: No, Oshie isn't playing tonight, and he isn't "little" he has a daughter.
Grandpa: Oh fuck, really?! He can't be older than 19
Me: Gramps he is 27
Grandpa: No way. Who are you talking about? I'm talking about the little guy who took all the penalty shots for the US!
Me: I know Gramps, that's TJ Oshie, he is 27 with a baby daughter.
Grandpa: 27? Nope you must have the wrong guy. *walks away*